Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest.
"Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?"
"I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do somethin' for the creature", replied Father Patrick.
"I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
"Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!" exclaimed Father Patrick. "Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?"