2006-11-14

The Gentleman, The Game, and The Guarantee



The BIG GAME is coming!!!!!!

#1 OHIO STATE v. #2 michigan (lower case on purpose :)

That's me coming from the gym yesterday morning. The flower is for Mrs. Ruth, a secretary at the school. During preplanning I opened the door for her, adding that I wasn't saying a woman can't open her own door, I just felt a man should treat a woman with respect.



Ms. Ruth said she didn't mind at all, and in fact liked being treated like a lady. If she liked being treated like a lady I was going to treat her like one, and began bringing her wildflowers every morning. Chivalry was reborn and all was good in the world, until.........



about a month later it came out that she was a Michigan fan!


How could this be? I've been bringing flowers to a Michigan fan? Why haven't I been struck down? Why hasn't the universe opened up a black hole where I stand and sucked me down into it? Or is this my way to get into Heaven?


All I know is I'm proud of myself. After learning of this evil I continued to bring her flowers. As you can see I stepped up my brainwashing efforts of my students. And I will continue being a gentleman even if somehow those little blue people beat us; chivalry being more important than rivalry.

Until Saturday, I raise my arms and Dream Big For the Buckeyes!

p.s. If in fact my genuine gentleman nature does get me into heaven, and the fact that heat does rise, exactly how hot is it going to be up there and do I really want to go?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice Pic's from: Skyman Martin!

Anonymous said...

Hee Hee! Funny!

Anonymous said...

Please write more articles about your class, please. I enjoy how you put the captions next to the funny pictures. I hope to see more on your blog! GO BUCKEYES!!!!

Anonymous said...

brainwashed

HASEEB said...

Is voting for for a team dreaming big,doing big, or being big!?!?

Anonymous said...

Beautiful writing and flowers Mr.Stuart

The future Jeff Corwin AND Steven Speilburg! said...

The title sounds just like a movie's title. OH MY GOSH!! That will be my next movies major title! Starring you, Adam Stuart!!
"The Gentleman, The Game, and the Guarentee Starring Adam Stuart" I can see your name in lights already!

Anonymous said...

gosh caring sould can open my door and bring me a flower and yes my life would lite up every day yes chivary still lives on WOW