Samurai: An ancient warrior code of strength, honor, and loyalty. ***
Samurai Teaching: Having the STRENGTH to passionately believe in every student; the HONOR to teach them in the way they best learn; and the LOYALTY to never give up on any of them. ***
Sensational Living: How sensationally we do this for them now determines how well they will be able to sensationally do this for themselves and for others as adults.
2006-10-01
Joke of the Day - October 1, 2006
There is a major difference between a class clown and a comedian. The class clown is the kid who acts up and does something to get him in trouble. The comedian is his friend who got him to do it. (loosely taken from a Billy Crystal joke)
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Hi Mr.Stuart. It's your favorite student.I have a joke. Does it take longer to run from first base to second base or from second base to third base? Second to third, because there's a SHORTSTOP in between. LOL :)
Your favorite student here, and I have a riddle for you, You start out at home and when you get back there are two men in masks there. Who are they? The Catcher and the umpire!!!!!
Here's another joke from," Yes you can": why did the kids eat their homework? ANSWER#1, their teacher said it was a piece of cake!! ANSWER#2, the dog was full!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh Dallas!
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Hi Mr.Stuart. It's your favorite student.I have a joke. Does it take longer to run from first base to second base or from second base to third base?
Second to third, because there's a SHORTSTOP in between. LOL :)
Here's a clue to who I am: "Yes you can!"
here's a really corny joke. How did the gum cross the road?....... He was stuck to the chicken! Ha Ha ha.
Your favorite student here, and I have a riddle for you, You start out at home and when you get back there are two men in masks there. Who are they? The Catcher and the umpire!!!!!
Here's another joke from," Yes you can": why did the kids eat their homework? ANSWER#1, their teacher said it was a piece of cake!! ANSWER#2, the dog was full!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh Dallas!
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