Just saw a commercial for a new TV show that went something like this:
My wife wanted to get a cat.
I didn't want to get a cat.
So we compromised.
We got a cat.
Made me laugh and thought it might make you too, unless of course you're married and this seems to happen quite a lot to you. Then I guess it's not really that funny, and I apologize for putting it up in the first place. I feel for you brother......but it's still funny.